when one has to fart but cannot push it out
i have to fart

...

fuck i'm fartstipated
by |\/|477 January 12, 2009
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adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of fart gases.

adj: when you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

stomach may become very bloated with methane gas during this time, best solution is to wait it out, beware of stench afterwards.
Damn, I haven't farted in 2 hours, I must be fartstipated.
by alibree March 24, 2005
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1.when you have to fart but i wont come out.
gosh jessica im so fartstipated today.
by 1023654 October 20, 2008
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Where you got real bad gas.
And no matter how hard you try the fart will not escape from your rectum.

PS. do not try to push too hard, you will most certainly shit yourself most probably at the worst time possible, such as at college, work or round your nans.
aw man i felt shit all day, i got rusty water, shingles and fartstipation
by CaptainHoyles September 2, 2008
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Like constipation, only instead of not being able to poop, you can't seem to be able to push out that fart
Man I sure am fartstipated right now...I hate fartstipation.
by SparklySprinkles December 31, 2016
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Constipated, but with farts.
My stomach hurts because I’m fartstipated.
Too much cheese makes me fartstipated.
by Paulruddsmom September 26, 2020
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